the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta)


tonedgoals:

kkatkkrap:

winterinthetardis:

#firefox is experiencing a problem with windows

DAT CAPTION THO

I can’t. like I really just cannot 

(Source: theatredreams)


mo0nified:

vogue-copenhagen:

ilymorgannn:

how is this legal

lady boner

WHAT THE F

(Source: nya-kin)

lamelohan:

 when someone tries to eat my food:

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(Source: orbpack)

zachattackrules:

Last night we camped out on a giant disc structure on top of a mountain that overlooks all of Los Angeles county. It was a good night.

horror movie opening scene
  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

golden-wolfe:

thesassylorax:

feferi:

yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?” and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her  hand over her heart and sat down in shock 

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Barbarians.

oh my god

(Source: oliviacoy)

If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it.
C.S Lewis (via teenager90s)